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But then I remembered that I was supposed to be writing a speech. She deserves a good husband. Thank God he married her before she found one. If you have a mobile phone — leave it switched on, entertain yourselves.
And if anyone texts you any good jokes, send them my way. You will leave here today with a wife who is warm, loving and caring.
And the Bride as well, how lucky you are as well. You leave here today having gained a lovely dress and a wonderful bouquet of flowers. When I asked the Groom his plans for after the wedding he said he was going to Bangor for a fortnight. So ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass to the happy couple!
For anyone who I chat to later, if you could use my full name in the bar area please. Tell me the rest later. So if this speech is in any way unfunny, feel free to blame him. And as the people sitting near the front of the room can attest, it is actually possible to smell fear.
The Groom made me compete for this honour today, but I was able to beat the Bartender over there in rock-paper-scissors, so here I am! It was actually very romantic — he got up on one knee. Therefore please spare a thought and try not to clap and yelp too loudly during my speech, however tempting that might be. I bet a tiny part of him hopes so.
And I bet we can all guess which part. The groom, on the other hand, simply looked stunned.
He told me if I do a good job today I can be the best man at his next wedding too. I was the successful applicant to an ad he put online asking to pose as his friend. Apparently I got the position by default having been the only one to apply. She was a tad disappointed when it turned out to be a burger and a six pack!
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